Hours of Work -
3 Mornings per week, ideally Tuesday 7-9am, Wednesday 630am-1030am and Thursday 7-9am
Due to the areas of one of the offices (Moorfield), own transport would be ideal.
Job Description:
Do you possess a natural talent for transforming chaos into order? Are you the unsung hero who finds joy in turning dust into sparkle and clutter into clarity? If so, we have the perfect role for you!
Key Responsibilities:
- Tactical Crumb Eliminator: Wage war against crumbs and coffee stains, ensuring no trace of yesterday’s lunch lingers in the break room.
- Trash Whisperer: Maintain a telepathic connection with trash cans, ensuring they never overflow and always smell like a field of daisies.
-Surface Shining Sorcerer: Cast spells to banish fingerprints and smudges from glass surfaces and mirrors, leaving them so clean they become portals to other dimensions.
- Chair Alignment Artist: Perfect the alignment of chairs and desks, creating a harmonious and aesthetically pleasing office landscape.
- Restroom Renovation Guru: Transform restrooms into serene sanctuaries with the power of bleach, fresh scents, and perfectly folded toilet paper.
- Supply Ninja: Stealthily stock supplies before anyone notices they're running low, from soap to staples.
Qualifications:
- A black belt in broom and mop handling.
- Exceptional skills in vacuum choreography.
- An eye for detail sharper than a brand-new paperclip.
- Ability to navigate office politics and trash cans with equal finesse.
- A sense of humour to match your cleaning prowess—because laughter is the best disinfectant!
Pay: £12.71 per hour
Benefits:
- Company pension
- Free parking
- On-site parking
Experience:
- Commercial cleaning: 2 years (required)
Location:
- Kilmarnock, East Ayrshire (preferred)
Work Location: In person
